Godt Dammit Barack in Jamaica!!!

Like who gives a flying saucer that Barack Obama will be in Jamaica?! Apparently our Government, the ruling People’s National Party or as many of us like to label them, the PainP.

So apparently, world Leader Barack Obama, THE President of the United States of America is to be in Jamaica. Oh dear Jesus! let me get out my best suit!!!! To be honest, initially I was like amazing, I would like to shake this man’s hand I admire him . . . until . . .

UNTIL:

• The Government of Jamaica JUST realized that some of our roads needed to be fixed
• The Government of Jamaica thought it best to disrupt the working populous of the Kingston and St. Andrew area for this man
• They decided to “take Jamaicans fi eediat” with this alleged scare at the embassy
• They decided to disrupt the livelihood of the vendors by Heroes Circle

• Angela Brown Burke decided to highlight her “ratchetness” with this post . . .

All that is happening reminds me of the movie “The Interview” starring Seth Rogen – For those who haven’t watched the movie, it is about Some Americans being granted the privilege to interview Kim Jong-un; however the part that stands out is when the interviewer realizes that they fixed up sections of North Korea to impress the reporters to let them believe that North Korea is far better than that which is portrayed by the media.This is exactly what is happening now.

I’m sorry Barack Obama, but:

1. Jamaica is a place where we have pot holes that resemble river beds, roads that cause us to do maintenance work on our vehicles too much times for the year, roads that force us to buy SUVS that we really cannot afford just so that we do not have to buy front ends ever so often.
2. The educated minority of Jamaica knows that, that white man throwing things over the fence of the embassy is a farce! It is just your security team testing the response of the security in place at the embassy; I’m pretty sure just like one of those movies or CSI shows, his superiors walked into the police station to let them know what the real deal was.
3. GOJ, why don’t you just declare a national holiday whilst he’s in and around the area, since we cannot drive nor take bus to work, since we have lost all privacy, since we’re going to either be too late for work or be falling asleep at work due to how early we have to wake, since you will be disrupting our lives that much for so many days for a man who is spending only 1day – please ma beg you fi call a national holiday fi da period de!!!
4. Betwix Angela Brown Burke, Poorsha and the over bearing USELESS PainP conglomerates (to mimick Angela here) Why the F unu a disrupt the ppl dem livelihood at Heroes Circle, (that is what drove me to write this post). Them dede fi years, ( from my childhood or even before that) wid all year round crab (the puzzle I never can solve) whe ya move dem fa?! How do you expect them to “eat a food”, how dem fi send dem pickney ga school?! No Sa . . . unu reach barrel bottom wid di levels whe unu sick me stomach now!
5. Speaking of Angela Brown Burke – not even uneducated ghetto gyal foofool lakka you! not even them is as immature as you are. What kind of foolishness is that you keeping up?! Like how the hell did you manage to convince the “jumaican” people to vote for you?! Did you also buy their votes?! No Sa You Is A Hembarrasment!!!

Portia Luecreshia Simpson – Miller – In case you haven’t noticed, Barack Obama is not like you, he would have appreciated the presence of the individuals at Heroes Circle, fi taste di crab leg dem off a di land crab (is sea crab him used to), He would have appreciated seeing some of OUR (Jamaican) people and what they are about. We are not terrorists!!! We would have loved to kiss this MAN and take a picture or two with him just to go to the embassy to say “See me and barack a big friend so gimme me visa”

Once again Portia, you are a disgrace, a disappointment, a embarrassment and a failure to the Jamaican People. I truly hope that:

1. Your resistance to the Trafigura trial

2. Your response without documented notes whilst representing us in New York

3. Your inability to protect the interest of the Jamaican People during this tax season

4. The constant disrespect meted out by your members of parliament

5. Your inability to maintain JEEP

6. Your rush to disband the FINSAC enquiry just for political ammunition

7. The wastage of Tax Payers monies at the Tivoli Enquiry

8. The handling of the Chikungunya saga

9. The handling of the Riverton City Dump Fire this time around

I truly hope that all of the above, plus the others which I have failed to make mention of and the other mistakes which you and your party WILL BE SURE to make, will cause the Jamaican people to wise up.

WISE UP:

and not take the monies that your Members of Parliament and their sponsors will be allegedly handing out, not be so eager to feed the hunger in the moment, but to reminisce about how much quality of life have deteriorated and how much we need to better ourselves to be able to provide for our self and our families.